Ok Ellen, all those times I made fun of you for "hovering"? I take them all back:

A hardware retailer Home Depot has found itself in a sticky situation, defending a lawsuit filed by a man who claims the chain's Louisville store ignored his cries for help after he fell victim to a prank and was glued to a toilet seat.

Bob Dougherty, 57, of Nederland, said he became stuck to a bathroom toilet seat on which somebody had smeared glue on Oct. 30, 2003, and felt "tremendous panic" when he realized he was stuck.

This being America, of course there will be a lawsuit. Because we all know how utterly odorless and colorless all adhesives are.