Again, only trumping "weird & f-d up" because of the subject, some roadkill experiences for your enjoyment.

Hmmm? Me? Well, until I started going out for more than an hour at a time, I'd never seen much at all. But just this morning I drove past two deer carcases, one so fresh it made me (who can eat with vet-tech "you-won't-believe-what-came-out-of-this-dead-cat" Ellen) look away, and another which had so many cool vultures around it I wanted a camera.

Oh shut up. If we were normal people, you wouldn't come around so much.