The Religious Policeman provides some advice for making the Imam University soccer team more competitive:

But I did say that I could help them out. After all, Soccer is a game of rules. And if you can't win according to one set of rules, then you need to change to a set that you can win by. So I said I'd write them new rules that would:

• take out all that nasty competitive stuff,
• recognise the fact that they would soon go out into the world to promote Islam
• avoid any comparison with decadent Western or Zionist Soccer practices
• have any infringements judged according to Sharia Law

So here they are...

The rules are a hoot, with that great "insight-between-the-lines" you get from really good satire.

Don't forget to read all the way to the end for the real surprise!