I guess it's sort of like the adult version of the "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?" So come, gentle reader, and explore how many condoms one can fit on a penis:

We set about to examine the results of our work in detail. First we measured the length of the finished specimen, which now measured 17” from base to tip. The condoms added 9 ½” of length, more than doubling the dildo’s original length, and representing an increase of more than 125%. Measuring around the thickest part of the condom-wrapped dildo, we found the girth was now 10 ¾”, an increase of 5 ½” over the original circumference of 5 ¼”. Again this represents an increase of over 100%.

If a picture of a fake plastic wang would get you in trouble at work, leave this one for when you get home. Blogging on vacation rocks.