Ron gets a no-prize that'll sound an alarm when he picks it up for bringing us this story of a most unusual crime wave:

Beavercreek [Ohio] officials knew they had to do something when their 250-pound fiberglass beaver statues started going missing from the streets.

So they embedded tracking devices in the six-and-a-half-foot-tall sculptures, which are being displayed to celebrate the city's 25th anniversary.

Time to start checking e-bay!