Olivia has loved "eh-fants" ever since she went to the National Zoo. However, I don't think she'll be seeing this one any time soon:

Elephant experts are getting ready to send an ill-tempered 38-year-old pachyderm to Tacoma, where she'll join two other females not known for their social graces.

The move is expected to ease tensions at Seattle's Woodland Park Zoo, where Bamboo's intolerance for younger elephants and their calves has forced handlers to separate the herd at times.

I wonder if they offer a similar service for cranky retired nurses? I'm just asking...