• Man, I only thought huffers were retards
• Speaking of paint
• Hey, nobody said you couldn't have fun
• Nice name... whaddaya hafta do to get arrested in K-mart anyway?
• This one still has the pad-thingies still attached... pardon my recently-retired RN mom while she has a flashback or two.

Gah... if you people only knew the "if only I could find XXXXX's mugshot" jokes I ran through typing this thing up. Let's just say the peanut gallery has a... colorful (and by no means singular) history with the boys in blue. And those are only the ones we actually know about!