So let's say, just hypothetically, that you really, really want to knock one of your co-workers on their ass as they blow by you in the hall. Not kill, not maim, just body-block them solid enough to bounce them on their butt at least twice.
Is that bad karma?
Maybe it's their bad karma and not yours.
Posted by: Dianne on June 10, 2005 02:59 PMMaybe it's their bad karma and not yours.
Posted by: Dianne on June 10, 2005 03:00 PMno...but it won't win you any friends either.
But it is their own damn fault if you happen to walk a little different and your foot ends up in their path. That is what they get for barreling down when walking would suffice.
Posted by: Joshua on June 10, 2005 03:18 PMYou can do it rather easily by holding some papers or something in your hand. What you do is look at them and then step, shoulder down and in, right into their path. Of course, you have to have enough momentum going for you that they don't knock you on your ass.
Or, to take a smaller hit to your karma, just get in their way - do the hallway tango, the one where you step the same way they do just long enough to annoy the shit out of them.