Meh, why not give the deceased equine a few more lashes:

During last year's presidential campaign, John F. Kerry was the candidate often portrayed as intellectual and complex, while George W. Bush was the populist who mangled his sentences.

But newly released records show that Bush and Kerry had a virtually identical grade average at Yale University four decades ago.

Instapundit has a round up of far more clever responses.

Oooo... bumper sticker time! Somewhere in New England there's a village missing its idiot.

Somehow I don't see this one showing up any time soon on our own friendly neighborhood mobile billboard. Or static fridge. But hey, it's all good.