"Your job Hajji, should you choose to accept it, is to take your dinky lil' AK-47 and try to shoot down this mean mother f-er as it goes by. Keep in mind you only get one chance, because he'll see the flashes and make another pass, only this time he'll be shooting bullets the size of your thumb going mach 4. He doesn't miss.

Hajji? Hajji?

It's only when you see one of these things swooping around that you realize how devastating close air support really is. And these things are the slow and quiet component.

Remember folks, firepower means never having to say you're sorry.