Pat gets a dark and shadowy no-prize for bringing us news that the legendary Deep Throat (of Watergate fame, you perv) has come (ha!) forward:

W. Mark Felt, who retired from the FBI after rising to its second most senior position, has identified himself as the "Deep Throat" source quoted by The Washington Post to break the Watergate scandal that led to President Nixon's resignation, Vanity Fair magazine said Tuesday.

"I'm the guy they used to call Deep Throat," he told John D. O'Connor, the author of Vanity Fair's exclusive that appears in its July issue.

Now to go read the "who? What a stupid name!" comments over in Farkistan...