Said it before, say it again, people turn to crime because they're too stupid to do anything else:

[Gregory] Alston called police to say his white Nissan Maxima had been stolen from in front of his apartment building.

But the car wasn't his.

Police say he had stolen it at gunpoint two weeks earlier.

Not quite as funny as it sounds, since this guy's quite obviously stupid enough to kill someone. And to think we were driving around in Baltimore last month...