Ron gets a no-prize he can drill holes with for bringing us news of the discovery of living specimens belonging to a woodpecker species thought to be extinct:

The ivory-billed woodpecker, long feared extinct, has been seen in a remote part of Arkansas 60 years after the last confirmed U.S. sighting, ornithologists said Thursday.

Includes this nice bon mot: ''This is huge. Just huge,'' said Frank Gill, senior ornithologist at the Audubon Society. ''It is kind of like finding Elvis.''

Well, we all gotta get excited about something.