All those times I made fun of American ricers? I take them all back.

Well, ok, no, I'm not going to take them all back. But I will stand in awe of what are quite obviously the masters of taking unsuspecting family sedans and doing... things... to them.

Weirdest of all are the unexpected numbers of American 1970s-era sedans in the mix. Those things started falling apart as soon as they rolled off the assembly line, and were ugly. Or at least, I thought they were ugly, until I saw what these guys do to them. Then I realized in their original encarnation they were just a little homely. Sort of like having your overweight female cousin show up to a family reunion wearing pink and chartreuse spandex, trailing a very small, very enthusiastic Asian man in her wake.