Damned turkeys:

A group of turkeys has been trotting around [Menominee, Mich], chasing kids, startling motorists and loitering at people's homes. Authorities were notified, the EagleHerald reported, and after a slew of complaints, a hunt ensued.

"It's been keeping us on our toes," said Mike Baker, public service officer for the Menominee Police Department.

Then again, if the worst thing your police force has to worry about is rampaging turkeys, I think you're probably doing OK.