Robert H. gets an educated but twisted no-prize for bringing us Dr. Vulture's Laboratory of Evil Science. I mean, what's not to love with a corporation who's hiring preferences include:

Doesn’t it just warm your heart when you hear about a big company like McDonald’s hiring the elderly and handicapped? Wouldn’t it be great if Vulture Industries also had jobs for stupid people with no education? Well, you're in luck because we always need people to evaluate the effectiveness of our latest bioweapons; however, if you want to work yourself into the upper, or even middle management of the company you’d better be sharp and well-trained. (A winning attitude and willingness to sleep, cheat, steal and murder your way to the top doesn’t hurt either).

The thing's so damned big I haven't even scratched the surface yet, but have already had a few chuckles. They'd probably give Ellen an honorary doctorate just for setting foot in the place. Olivia would probably get hers in the mail as a 2nd-year birthday present.