"So Scott, if Ellen is so evil and cat obsesed and all, why do you put up with her anyway?"

Well, ya see, it's like this. The worst part is, she knows exactly how to use it.

To paraphrase:

Do you love [her, Scott?]
Aw, ma, I love [her] awful.
Oh, God, that's too bad.

Special thanks to Bluelens for doing it right. Oh, and Joshua, when Olivia turns 16? Fuggedaboudit. Between the two of them I'll have enough problems just avoiding cardiac arrest.