Ron gets a properly endowed stone no-prize for bringing us what must be one of the more... esoteric... studies of the year:

Measurements of Michelangelo's David have shown that all is normal in the naked marble man, though he could have been a little better endowed ... according to a study to be published at the end of this month by the Dutch Institute for Art History, in Florence, David's genitals are anatomically correct for a male body in a "pre-fight tension."

The first time I read it I saw "pre-flight" instead of "pre-fight" and was wondering what the statue had to do with airplanes.