I'm sure that, out there, somewhere, someone is filing lawsuits against some sex shop because they didn't provide them with the critical information given in each answer provided by this FAQ.

Sometimes I can even imagine what these legal (if rather kinky) briefs would contain. "Your honor, my client, due to a traumatic event in his infancy involving a defective pacifier, two rubber bands, and a cock ring, has all his life been unable to feel any sort of sexual desire except toward a subset of hermaphrodite colloquially known as "chicks with dicks." My client had been responding well to therapy, until he became romanticly involved with a prostitute who perpetrated a monstrously cruel prank upon my client using a device (EXHIBIT A) with which my client was previously unfamiliar, known on the streets as a "strap-on." As the prostitute involved has already spent all the money she extracted from my client on a (EXHIBIT B) "crack binge," my client is seeking redress from the industry responsible for producing and marketing this instrument of mental torment."

I'm sure that, out there, somewhere, someone is filing lawsuits against some sex shop because they didn't provide them with the critical information given in each answer provided by this FAQ.