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Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts flowers dinner shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Fact is ...guys feel left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

Yeah, I know, I think we've linked this already a time or two. But it's only through constant lobbying that we have a chance to make this dream a reality. Join with me brothers, so that we may all one day enjoy "S&BJD"!