Why oh why weren't studies like this around when I was in college?

Individuals who decide to participate in this study will be asked to complete a measure to help us determine the size of condom most appropriate for them. After completing these measures, participants will receive two different types of condoms (provided free) and will be asked to use them for sexual activities over a 30 day period. During these 30 days, participants will be asked to come to an Internet site on a daily basis and provide information about their sexual activities and use of these condoms.

Heheh... heheh... heheh... he said... measures... heheheh...