The headline says it all: "Woman Accused of Giving Lethal Sherry Enema."

Warner, 58, was said to have an alcohol problem and received the wine enema because a throat ailment left him unable to drink the sherry, Turner told the newspaper.
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The woman admitted administering the enema, but denied causing her husband's death, the Chronicle said.

It would seem that "true love" is not wine, roses, thoughtful notes, or soft kisses; it's pouring 3 liters of booze in your significant other's ass.

And I thought this was gonna be a slow news day...