Now isn't this just what you've always wanted:

The bag from the hospital should have held his recently deceased father's belongings.

But when Christopher Runyan emptied it out on the kitchen table of his Long Island home yesterday, he made a grisly discovery: a human leg.

I could make a joke that pulled together organized crime, severed body parts, New York, "Loo-wong Oiyland" (say it quickly... that's it, you've got it), and my lovely wife's ancestry, but I'm afraid it might be the last thing I post.