With apologies to John Landis et. al., Oregon Nazis. I hate Oregon Nazis:

The American Nazi Party has volunteered to pick up trash along a quiet stretch of rural road in Oregon state, causing an uproar after getting a sign placed there crediting its work.

Damned shame I don't have a '74 Dodge Monaco, but Jeff's old Trans Am should suffice (we keep expecting it to fall apart any day now). I wonder if we could get them all to line up on a bridge?