It'd certainly beat the hell out of all the dratted cats in our front yard. Unfortunately:

A Cambridge man trying to sell a deactivated Soviet-era missile on eBay has been forced to delete it after Web site staff contacted him for breaching company rules.

But eBay told Richard Moore to remove the missile because he broke eBay regulations by listing it alongside its vehicle launcher, which should have appeared as a separate item -- and not because it was a weapon.

I think it'd also make a great commuter vehicle. Especially with the missle on the back. Might have some trouble fitting it into the parking garage though...