I especially like the "brick" option. Of course, were I to be dumb enough to try it, I'd end up sitting there with two masonry bits in my hands and you looking back at me saying, "WTF?!?" Which would probably be the last thing I saw. Well, apart from the fish population at the bottom of the Potomac.

Remember folks, 'twas Italians that institutionalized the use of marble... the only thing in the world as hard as their heads!

That was just, well, wrong...

That does it... I'm getting me a bow-tie!

I wonder if Tucker Carlson has his own line?...