Women sometimes like to make a deal about how fascinated men are with their wangs. Notwithstanding the ultimate truth of this conjecture, I must say you ladies somtimes seem equally fascinated with your own privates:

The Velvet Vulva

A line of fine purses and magickal bags

Of course, when men do it we're just being crude animals. When women do it they're expressing a quirky sort of feminism.

Ah who am I kidding. I giggled like Beavis when I saw these things.