Ron's next no-prize will fall mysteriously out of the sky for bringing us the story of the "mystery poo":

Police in a small village in southeast France are probing a mystery that is as puzzling as it is insalubrious: a rain of feces that has dirtied houses and cars for years.

Yeah, I know what you're thinking... airplanes. Thing is, airplanes haven't been designed with dump-able, well, dumps, for years. Yet this... phenomena... is still happening today.

I mean, come on, this is France. If they don't know who's doing it, they won't know who to surrender to!