Joshua gets a shiny, confusing no-prize for bringing us the Nibiruan Council, who's mission is:

To assist those who came to earth to be the teachers, healers and inventors who will usher in the 5th dimensional reality. Most of these individuals are starseeds, walk-ins and lightworkers. In this site you will find a vast repository of higher dimensional knowledge needed to help you remember and complete your missions, recode your DNA and ascend, while at the same time helping others to do the same. In addition, we provide you with emotional and physical support.

I'd normally chalk this one up to a joke, but it's too damned elaborate. You have to be seriously cracked to be this earnest about... well, whatever it is they're actually about. My head 'asploded about three paragraphs in, so I'm just not completely sure.