And the award for "best death by defying the laws of physics" goes to: an Arizona man who fell out of the moon roof of his Mercedes:

Witnesses told police the man opened the moon roof near 64th Street and Camelback Road, rose up and stretched out his arms. He then fell out of the vehicle and died on the side of the road.

See! See! Guns don't kill people... moon roofs kill people.

Waitaminute... the Cruiser has a moon roof. Time to get out the plywood and the nail gun...