Presenting Mark Morris, our leading candidate for the "can't even catch a break trying to kill himself" award of the year:

An apparent suicide attempt Monday morning sent one man to the hospital after he accidentally blew his house up.
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According to police reports, Morris also tried to kill himself Nov. 5 by carbon monoxide poisoning. He allegedly taped one end of a garden hose to his tailpipe and placed another in his passenger side window. However, after several hours the vehicle ran out of gas. He then tried to use a small propane tank, but that also ran out of gas.

Includes most impressive post-explosion picture.