Ron gets an angry, drunken no-prize for bringing us news of the shortest. Wedding. Evah:

According to the reports, the happy marriage lasted for all of 90 minutes before Anderson, enraged at a drunken toast to the bridesmaids by her new husband at their reception, violently hit him over the head with an ashtray.

Considering Ron's own impending nuptuals, I wonder at the timing.

Bah. Doesn't matter. His problem will be waking up on a bus bound for Maggie's Nipples Wyoming (I am not making the name up) dressed in a bathrobe with nothing but a pack of gum in his wallet.

Heh.