Beware the "stealth cell phone tower":

Being a curious person I investigated, and discovered to my great surprise that "stealth towers" are being hastily erected throughout the country, by the thousands. Camouflaged microwave and cell phone towers are being disguised as cacti, palm trees, church crosses, rock formations, water towers, and pine trees. This is happening without any of the dissent or protest usually surrounding cell tower erections.
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With the U.S. Presidential election coming up in a few short months, it is likely that the stealth cell tower network being rapidly constructed is destined to play an important role in remotely influencing the perceptions, thoughts and decisions of American voters.

See! See! It was the damned cell phone towers! DAMN YOU KARL ROVE, DAMN YOU AND YOUR CLEVER MIND-CONTROLLING TOWERS OF DOOM!

We actually see one of these things on the NJ Turnpike when we're visiting the in-laws in NY. It looks kind of goofy but it matches so well I bet most people really haven't noticed it.