You knew it had to happen, and just in time for Christmas: Road Rage Cards! Each one boldly printed in large lettering, with convenient reversed wording on the back for those times you need to "send a message through a mirror".
No, Ellen, you can't have any. You'd end up driving one-handed the entire time.
Of course, if you don't buy them for her, you might end up having sex one-handed for the rest of your marriage...
Posted by: Tatterdemalian on December 2, 2004 05:57 PMThis is just perfect for the Wonderful Spouse. I was wondering what I could get for him that would be really usefull, but at the same time, be a surprise when he opens the gift!
Posted by: bogie on December 4, 2004 07:08 AM