"AMCGLTD," we hear you ask, "My husband is Jewish and I'm a Christian. When it comes to the holidays we have to flip a coin in order to have a tree or a menorah in the bay window. We even have fights over matzoh balls vs. the pork roast! HELP!
Sincerely,
Rotating Holiday Jews and Christians"

Fear Not RHJC's! AMCGLTD is here to help! We're happy to bring you the ulitimate in collaborative holidays, Chrismukkah!! You can have those matzoh balls and roast the same night! How about dreidel mistletoe? Can't figure out to do with the Menorah and the tree? How about topping that tree with the Menorah! You can even make kosher fruit cake! Instead of a top hat on that snowman, use a Yarmulke! Be creative! Don't use candles in the Menorah, use candy canes! The ideas are endless! Your grandmother and his Great Aunt Esther can finally get along!

Supplies are limited! Act now!

Scott, over my shoulder: "oh my God. You are so totally going to hell for this."