It's often said "be nice to your children, they'll be picking your nursing home." There's a rather grim corollary, not often mentioned: if you're not careful, they could be picking your grave:

Rachelle Waterman solicited help in the killing of her mother, according to a criminal complaint charging her with first-degree murder.

Talked about it on LiveJournal, no less. Look, just because she's vicious doesn't mean she's bright. We're talking about a teenager here.

And Ellen, it's only funny to say "bah... amatuers" on the inside.