Making the rounds:

What's going on in the specialty/classic car forums?

Bentley Forum
- - - I used the ash tray today. Do I need to replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forum
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forum
- - - Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Honda forum
- - - Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forum
- - - Why do I keep getting pulled over? it ain't stolen, yo.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forum
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy 4X4 forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Ford Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Prius forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forum
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forum
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forum
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. Best way to get urine stains out of leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - - Some punk kid in a F16 jet fighter tried to race me.

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - - Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

Neon SRT Forum
- - - Will this void my warranty?

RX7 Forum
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forum
- - - Transmission Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me

Supra Forum
- - - Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forum
- - - Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forum
- - - Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

Hmm? What about Alfas? Well, ok:

Alfa Romeo forum
- - - [new Alfas:] Have to turn left blinker on to get car to start, wtf?
- - - [old Alfas:] Loosened all head nuts to re-torque gasket, heard gurgling sound. Is this bad?