Why go for pizza when mouthwatering muskrat is available?

This modern convenience of home-delivered muskrat began this week and is made possible by Kolakowski's recent union with Capri Pizza, a company that bakes its pizza in Kola's Food Factory restaurant but offers delivery, too.

No, Ellen, they're not from Arkansas. Arkansans eat squirrel, not muskrat.

Proposed alternate title: "Insert Captain and Tinnille Joke Here." Ditched it because anyone under 30 probably wouldn't know who they were. Damned kids.