It's a damned shame I've already voted, because if I'd heard of this guy before today, well, things coulda been different:

If Jack Grimes were in charge of America, he says, he would finally set things right.

He would establish a fascist dictatorship based on the teachings of Benito Mussolini and Saddam Hussein, and he would rely on telepathy and astrology to help him make his decisions.

It's bound to happen, he says, since he's been sent "by the gods" to revive the "Roman empire."

Ok, all those times I called you guys unreasonable moonbats twirling away merrily in a bell tower? Ok, well, I'm not going to take them back. But I am definitely not going to say you're twirling in a bell tower anymore. Well, ok, I probably will. But at least now I know you'll have company!

Yeah yeah yeah, "GW's already done all this", you say.

In a public forum.

After you've already voted against him.

With a sign for his opponent on your lawn.

Sheesh. Some people just can't take a damned joke. Now where'd I put that braille book...