Here at AMCGLTD we are proud to announce a new exhibit in our ever-growing collection of genuinely f'd up scientific loons. Please welcome Ancient Gravitics, a site created by "Reverse Engineering Specialist" (no, really!) Robert Patterson. Mr. Patterson seems to have made giant strides in anti-gravity research by first tossing such staid scientific conventions as contextual evidence rules:

In deed [sic] under archeology's non-evolving rule of 'contextual evidence' we have witnessed a worldwide misrepresentation of the artifact data stream leading to "faulty accuracy" based on a 130-year old assumption, which is that all that came before our modern era of man was pervasively primitive in nature enveloped within superstitious beliefs.

So, dear readers, come with us and explore how, by simply ignoring every scientific convention created in the past four centuries, you too can create your very own anti-gravity machine! Oh, and if someone could please tell me where I can get a syllabus for a "vortex science" class, I'd appreciate it. A copy of the "Anti-Gravity Handbook" would also probably come in handy.