Ah, Alaska. Beautiful vistas. Wonderful fishing. Amazing forests. Hanging Moose:
In one of those only-in-Alaska stories that will shock even the sourest of sourdoughs, a trophy-sized bull moose was accidentally strung up [by its antlers] in a power line under construction to the Teck Pogo gold mine southeast of Fairbanks.
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The prevailing theory is that the moose came across the sagging and swaying wires and, in a testosterone-filled moment, decided to challenge the power line to a fight.
See, ladies, it's not just human males that get themselves killed thinking with their wangs. Never bring a moose to a power line fight...