Problem: Need to transport semi-liquid cargo from one location in a city to another, and no tanker truck is available.

Solution: Line a regular bin-style trailer with plastic and throw a tarp over it. What could possibly go wrong?

A load of pig entrails sloshed out of a truck hauling the guts to a dog food plant on Monday, leaving the slop across a busy Little Rock intersection.

The Monday accident occurred when an 18-wheeler driven by Billy Day, 55, of Russellville, made a quick stop. About 1,000 pounds of the innards gushed past a tarp that covered the trailer.

I hope he had his windows rolled up. Well, hang on a minute. Someone this stupid... nah, I hope he had both windows down and was smoking a cigarette.

Via Res.