LIGHTING
or LIGHTNING

guess that means Jeff and I are not rednecks
we got it together

Is the exhaust pipe coming out behind the front tire??

I think the exhaust pipe isn't a big deal. the bigger thing that'd worry me is the bright red gas tank (probably not a fuel cell) hanging in front of a wooden bumper.

and maybe the guy sells chandeliers (they'd be made out of antler wherever he's at, but still)...

Actually the gas tank thing is a trick of perspective... that's a regular "man-pat" tank sitting on the ground a few feet behind the truck. They all run fuel cells as I recall.

And no, he doesn't sell lighting. That's what I thought at first. I'll try to write up the story tonight.

maybe it is my tiny screen, feeble eyes and not even feeble brain but the truck bed looks photoshopped.

Darn small picture and dark screen. It looks like the spoiler doesn't have a hole in it (or is that a dumpster behind it?). And there's no cover over the bed. And the bumper is a total drag-enhancer.

Is that a gun on the top?

Its SUPPOSED to be

LIGHTNING as in *kaboom! Flashy stuff in the sky!*

Those people put more $ into those cars than they do on dental care. ~ScArY~

well, yeah - no sense in wasting all that money on toothpaste and shit if the woman yer after doesn't have teeth either. ergo, the best thing to waste the cash on is beat-up toyota pick up and a can of the paint you used to fix up your trailer, which you'll use to paint the logo on the side. that'll definitely get you a date with your sister.