Why spend thousands of dollars on surgery when all you really need is the right ring-tone on your cellphone:

Hideto Tomabechi ... claims to have developed a tune for ring tones that promises to increase the breast measurements of those who listen to it ... "I listened to the tune for a week expecting all the time that I was being duped," says Chieri Nakayama, a 19-year-old pin-up model, tells Shukan Gendai. "But, incredibly, my 87-centimeter bust grew to 89 centimeters! It was awesome!"

Hey, if a random "pin-up model" says it's for-real, well that's all I need. Honey, you're getting a new phone!