Ron gets a blushing no-prize for bringing us this story of protectors needing protection:

Forty-six Brazilian policemen traveling to a sports competition were caught with their guard down this week when four Brazilian thieves robbed the bus carrying them to the event ... “We are looking for them, but I cannot say there’s any particular ardor here due to the fact that policemen have been robbed.”

"Brazen" just doesn't cover this one.