Liz gets a... well, a no-prize for bringing us news of an intriguing new substance used for medical research:

In Kevin Dyches' mind, the future is yellow. Dyna-Tek Industries, a company Kevin and his wife, Sandra, bought five years ago, has developed synthetic urine for the research industry.

The potential for the fetish industry is, of course, an obvious bonus.

Yeah, sometimes I even skeeve myself out.