The thing is, I think Ellen actually owns this book:

Bad, a longhaired tortoiseshell who, judging from her attitude in the photographs, apparently believes that both the exercises and the photo session are for her benefit alone. The chubbier Masi - used for exercises that require extra weight - looks tolerant enough, but nowhere near as pleased as Bad.

But I bet Amber doesn't have a copy yet. You can thank me later, Ron :).