See, the thing is, if I do something like this I'll end up walking a long way home, because we got no back yard right now. The judges score an extra half point for inclusion of Scotty's not-quite-swearing. With Ellen as a mom though, I'm expecting Olivia to catch up rather quickly to her one-month-older blog-cousin, at least in the "colorful metaphor" department.

You see, as far as Ellen is concerned, if you can't use... well, umm... "fuh"... at least three times in a sentence, you're not really trying.