Well, At least I know where mom's casket is coming from now:

On Monday, Costco Wholesale Corp., better known for bulk chicken and cases of soda, started test marketing caskets along side mattresses at a North Side Chicago store and one in suburban Oak Brook.

Too bad Sam's isn't following suit, or she'd probably buy it herself. And then, of course, stuff it full of Beanie Babies and forget where she put it. Heh.