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Fark linked up this notice that it can be illegal to wear Dallas Cowboy logo clothing in the city the team is holding summer camp in:
Dallas Cowboys souvenir T-shirts, helmets and ballcaps are flying off the shelves during the football team's summer camp despite a gang injunction that prohibits some residents from wearing anything with the Cowboys logo.
The titular question of this post is, of course, What Would Ron (a Cowboy fan who's dedication to his team makes the Emperor's dedication to the dark side seem a mere flirtation) Do? I mean, a city that outlaws wearing Cowboy logos?!?
Hopefully Amber has the keys to his car somewhere safe.
It will, of course, surprise no-one that the city in question is located in the PRC (People's Republic of California).
Okay - after further research (luckily made before I started out the door to start the beat downs, I found out that this injunction against the wearing of Dallas Gear is limited to a certain part of the city and is a gang-related injunction. Apparently, the wear of Dallas Gear in this area means you're affiliated with the gang. It seems like a damn silly idea to ban the clothing - I mean, if the idiots are stupid enough to identify themselves that easily, let them.
However, the question at hand is would I wear my Dallas Gear - HELL YES I WOULD. There will be no doubt nor disparagement of God's Team. America's Team. Dominus omnibus, you ride the bus, we ride the bus.
All Hail The 'Boys!!!
Posted by: ron on August 11, 2004 12:18 PMRon you know why there is no roof on the stadium where the Cowboys play? So God can watch the games.
Posted by: Pat on August 11, 2004 12:30 PMdamn skippy. and when we get around to building our next stadium, it's likely we'll just build him a seat in a sky box so we don't even have to worry about his view being obstructed by clouds or anything like that.
Posted by: ron on August 11, 2004 12:47 PMWoah. Banning types of clothing. And in parts of PA they're fining residents who don't recycle. WTF? Why don't we go back to banning patent leather shoes so men don't see the reflection up women's skirts?
Posted by: Sherri on August 12, 2004 11:19 AM